So, a package arrived. Bogus return address. No postmark. It is an owl ornament. Everyone knows I hate owls. It is purple and was in a purple box. Everyone knows I hate purple.

That narrows it down.

Love, 
Kerry 

The song of the day is "Mermaid Parade" by Phosphorescent.  

 

I love a card.  There are several I'd like to send right now, but I'm not going to.  Instead, I'll post them here because I can.

My favorite lake.

For realz.

There weren't any cards that said "Percocetbook."  I checked.

If I wrote the last card it would say "I'm just about to slam this bitch into turbo bitch."

 

Go ahead, you can laugh all you want.

Okay, I'm over the previous post.  

Moving on, did you know Obama extended the Bush tax cuts?  Here's Jimmy Fallon and Bri-Wi (my boy Brian Williams) to slow jam the news for you.

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Oh yeah.  

I think I have a new crush on Brian Williams.  Shut yo mouth.

I checked the blog stats a minute ago and someone landed on my blog by googling "fat girls with curly hair."  

Not once, but three times.  Really people?

I saw this video on The Daily What of a guy under anesthesia while having his wisdom teeth extracted and had to share.

 

If there is video footage of my extractions I don't want to know.  We all know if would be lots of "how you doin'?  Anyone ever told ya you look like Alec Baldwin?   Hee hee hee."

Teena Marie passed away over the weekend.  Here is her bestest song, "Lovergirl."

 

Teena Marie was the protege of Rick James and possessed more fabulosity than allowed under the law.  Also, she was mentioned in my favorite movie, Pretty in Pink, when Andrew McCarthy's character is looking for music recommendations in the record store where Molly Ringwald's character works.  Awesome.