I should be asleep
But I can’t stop the static
That comes in at night.

 

from Buzzfeed.

I demand a recount.

I know what he shouldn’t wear: steampunk manpris.

Lucille is the family matriarch I aspire to be one day.

 

photo from Buzzfeed

 

You’ve been doing both of these wrong all your life.

I have to admit, this commercial made me laugh hysterically. Specifically because of the man at the end. And I hate potty humor. But I laughed.