Long time readers know this is the place to come for all holiday gift ideas. Don’t tell anyone, but I forgot this is Mother’s Day weekend.
For you last-minute people, here’s my gift guide.
For your mom friend who is a little much: the Girl, You Need to Calm the F Down Candle.

It’s ok, she needs to hear it. I would get this for myself, but I’m not into candles — I’m into venting on the internet, buying things, and killing people with kindness. I killed the shit out of some bitch with kindness last week. You should have seen it.
