I hate hate hate inspirational quotes. Hate loathe. People post them on Facebook and Instagram by the dozen every damn day and it makes me want to vomit.
To combat the ridiculous positivity, I post Unspirational quotes. Some are from the Instagram of the same name by Elan Gale. Some are from me.
You can imagine my delight finding out that he wrote a book, You’re Not That Great (but neither is anyone else), and Elan, I’m not even mad at you that you took maybe the best title ever and now I can’t use it.

