29 day television challenge: day 06 – favorite episode of your favorite tv show

I'm taking on my favorite comedy today, Arrested Development. For the clip to make sense, this is what you need to know: Jason Bateman's Michael is the everyman of the show. He tries to see the best in people and loves his crazy family. His brother, Buster, has a hook for an arm, but it got stuck in the car's dashboard. Michael has fallen in love with Rita (Charlize Theron), but is mistaken in thinking she's just cute and quirky when she's really mentally challenged. Oh, and Rita lives in Little Britain in California. 

Here's a clip from "For British Eyes Only."

http://www.hulu.com/embed/viayN8G49bHqBsev2iTKOw
 

29 day television challenge: day 04 – your favorite show ever

Challenge, why must you make me choose? 

I'm breaking this up into two different categories. Comedy and drama. I'm going to give you clip of the drama. I'm saving my favorite clip of the comedy for another day. 

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Twin Peaks. Twin Peaks was a bizarre show from the early 90s that not many people I knew watched – my bff and I would watch it while on the phone. It was that kind of show. You needed someone to watch it with and to say, "did you just see that?!"  I loved the quirky weirdness and wacky characters. I liked the music and style of the show. The log lady. The coffee and pie. And Sherilyn Fenn's outfits. 

Here's a clip with David Lynch.

 

And here's a gorgeous haunting song from the show by Julee Cruise.

 

 

29 day television challenge: day 2 – a show that you wish more people were watching

Let's get something straight right now. I don't care what the hell you watch. I don't. A lot of you weirdos watch True Blood and that zombie show and Extreme Couponing. Who am I to judge? I watch Hoarders. I watch Cajun Pawn Stars. I watch shows about chefs. 

The show I wish more people were watching is Community, so it won't be canceled. As it is, it's been put on hiatus and that isn't good. Here's a clip:

 

And that's just the kind of stuff the tack on at the end of an episode.

teaching you a thing or three

Because this blog is nothing if not a window into the classroom of interwebs knowledge, I give you pronounciation guides for hard to pronounce words (found on You Tube).

Worcestershire has always been tricky.

 

This one is handy for talking to the kids today.

 

and my favorite:

 

I'm seriously thinking about making "Jake Gyllenhaal" my voicemail greeting.

29 day television challenge: day 1- a show that should have never been canceled

Arrested Development should have never been canceled. And as proof, it's coming back. There really aren't enough words to describe my feelings about this show. There are tons of running jokes, making fun of all kinds of handicaps, races, other shows, a never-nude. 

I'm giving you one scene that can be used in so many situations: when Franklin the offensive puppet tells Lucille, "I don't want no part of your tired ass country club, you freak bitch."

 

29 day television challenge

That's right. Quirky Tales, Vodka Cranberry Clooney, and this here blog are celebrating black history month by doing the 29 day television challenge because it's freakin' leap year.*

The days are as follows.

Day 01 – A show that should have never been canceled
Day 02 – A show that you wish more people were watching
Day 03 – Your favorite new show (aired this season)
Day 04 – Your favorite show ever
Day 05 – A show you hate
Day 06 – Favorite episode of your favorite television show
Day 07 – Least favorite episode of your favorite television show
Day 08 – Favorite reality show
Day 09 – Best scene ever
Day 10 – A show you thought you wouldn’t like but ended up loving
Day 11 – A show that disappointed you
Day 12 – Favorite childhood show
Day 13 – Favorite male character
Day 14 – Favorite female character
Day 15 – Your guilty pleasure show
Day 16 – Favorite mini series
Day 17 – Favorite title sequence
Day 18 – Best television show cast
Day 19 – Favorite kiss
Day 20 – Favorite relationship
Day 21 – Favorite series finale
Day 22 – Most annoying character
Day 23 – Best quote
Day 24 – A show you plan on watching (old or new)
Day 25 – OMG WTF? season finale
Day 26 – Best pilot episode
Day 27 – First television show obsession
Day 28 – Current television show obsession
Day 29 – Saddest character death

*okay, so it's not to celebrate black history month. It's also: American Heart Month, Wedding Month, Back For Family Fun Week, International Boost Self-Esteem Month, International Expect Success Month, National Bird Feeding Month, National Caffeine Addiction Awareness Month, National Cherry Month, National Children's Dental Health Month,  National Hot Breakfast Month, National Single and Searching Month, Plant the Seeds of Greatness Month, Publicity for Profit Month, Potato Lover's Month, Return Shopping Carts to the Supermarket Month, Spiritual Teachers Month, and Wise Health Care Consumer Month.

For real – I wouldn't joke about National Caffeine Addiction Awareness Month.