Found this at Stein Mart yesterday. Would it be rude to put them out for guests? I need to brush up on my etiquitte — what does Emily Post say about printed coctail napkins?
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tunes you need Tuesday: don’t say I didn’t warn you edition
Well, party people, I warned you if I didn’t have a Tunes suggestion I’d resort to the Pretty in Pink soundtrack and away we go. Ok, so not just the soundtrack, but I’ll get into that in a minute.
Pretty in Pink just about defined my life after 1986 and I spent the better part of my teens looking for the Blaine to my Andie, but that just wasn’t to be. I can’t sew a prom dress, have no friends named Duckie, and I’ve never met Andrew McCarthy. Guess what? I don’t live in a movie and they need to have a caution statement at the beginning of teen romance movies. The soundtrack is, I suppose, what turned me onto New Wave, as the kids called it back in the day. It starts off with “If You Leave” by OMD, which really should be the last song on the album if you ask me. It’s a classic, the prom scene song. Next is “Left of Center” by Suzanne Vega of “My Name is Luka” fame. “Left of Center” is probably the biggest outsider sond I’ve ever heard, with the lyric, “and if they ask me ‘what are you looking at?’ / I’ll always answer ‘nothing much, not much’ / I think they know that I’m looking at them /I think they must think I must be out of touch” — that’s written by someone who was not asked to prom, I can almost promise you. INXS, New Order, Jesse Johnson, and Belouis Some are all on the soundtrack and Psychedelic Furs’ “Pretty in Pink” is there, of course. It’s a great song, originally recorded in 1981. The song came before the movie, and in 1986, they band re-recorded a version of “Pretty in Pink” for the soundtrack of the film, which became their biggest hit ever in the UK .
The two stand-outs for me on the album are “Bring on the Dancing Horses” by Echo & the Bunnymen and “Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want” by the smiths. I’m posting a YouTube video of the smiths, so you can hear “Please Please Please–,” it’s a beautiful, somber song sung by Morrissey and company. Short song, less than two minutes, but packed with melancholy desperation with the lyric: “Please please please let me get what I want, Lord knows it would be the first time.” And if the tune sounds familiar, it’s because you’ve heard the instrumental version by The Dream Academy in the museum scene in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. The 80’s were good times.
It’s a CD I can’t live without, really. In 1986, I had the cassette tape, wore it out. Bought another one, loaned it to a friend, never got it back. Bought the CD probably at the end of high school, like a fool, loaned it to another friends, never got it back. Bought the CD again in college and have had that copy for 12+ years, and no, you can’t borrow it. I love you the best, but go get your own copy. I’ve also had bunches of copies of the movie, I think I have two now — one being purchased in Canada with a French language track, so if I want to relearn French…
The only problem I have with the soundtrack is that it’s missing the band Molly Ringwald asked John Hughes (director) to audition, the Rave-Ups. The Rave-Ups were the bomb. You saw them as one of the bar bands in the movie, singing “Rave Up/Shut Up” and “Positively Lost Me.” Love that. It’s only available now on a Rhino Records 80’s compilation CD that I can’t believe I don’t have. And it’s not on iTunes. Oh, and in Sixteen Candles, Molly Ringwald has the Rave-Ups written on her binder as she’s walking in the school hallway. How’s that for movie trivia? And I know all that from the useless knowledge in my brain, or as call it, Kerripedia. The Rave-Ups never were really played on anything but college radio, so they’re lost on most everybody. I had one of their albums, Chance, at one time and it was good. Here’s “Positively Lost Me” from YouTube.
That song is superfantastic. It’s obviously a break-up song, but I love the list of what the girl’s lost, including honesty, dreams, and his confidence. Good stuff. I’ll end it there. I’m an 80’s geek, what can I say? And I’d bet big money I would beat you at Trivial Pursuit because all my life all of my pursuits have been trivial ones.
That’s it. I’m off like a dirty shirt.
say what?
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the costume to end all costumes
Halloween is next Friday for those of you without a calendar.
I’ve been talking about costumes all month and how 1) can’t find one to go with the theme the kids have going, 2) doesn’t look like I should be serving up drinks at Oktoberfest, and 3) doesn’t look like somewhere a pole is missing a stripper. So, it should come to no surprise that I’ve had to come up with my own costume. As you know, necessity is the mother of invention. Not that I’m an inventor, but I’ve seen Back to the Future many times and I’m a devoted follower of Project Runway, so I figure I’m ahead of the curve on this one. I’ve been thinking about the costume for a week and I’ve worked for at least 15 minutes on this, so you know it’s quality. Friends, without further ado, I give you Wellbutrina.
Wellbutrina is a fairy who is medicated and motivated. The costume comes with the wings, dress, and 30 day supply of Wellbutrin. She is a supercute fairy who gives a much needed boost to mothers of young children all over the earth. Wellbutrina is a mood-enhancing fairy and you should consult your doctor before ordering this costume.
Caution: Wellbutrina may cause you to forget your cares and should not be used by people with low stress levels. Wellbutrina cannot fly and you should not try to fly while wearing this costume. You should not wear this costume if you are on other medications as Wellbutrina may interfere with you medications you are taking. Do not wear this costume if you are pregnant, may become pregnant, or are nursing (but you know you’re going to need to call on Wellbutrina soon ’cause lemme tell you, motherhood is not for the weak and there’s only so much Max and Ruby you can take before you shoot out the television like Elvis did).
I do have to say I look pretty smokin’ in the costume. And yes, I do wear heels like that around the house everyday, well, except on Thursdays when my tiara is out being polished.
too much?
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thanks, party people
Dear friends and peeps of the Interwebs,
I just wanted to take a moment to say thanks for all the kind emails and comments on the blog I’ve gotten lately. Y’all are the bomb. It means a lot to know you’re enjoying the blog and reading my pointless drivel. The traffic has been up for some reason and that’s nice to see. So, consider this a hug from my laptop to you for reading and I’ll talk to you later.
Now I have do something to combat this headache and make Andrew’s lunch. I’m thinking popcorn. Oh, and if anyone has a suggestion for Tunes you Need Tuesday, leave it in the Comments. Don’t know if it’s the lack of sleep or headaches, but I’m not inspired by anything at the moment for Tunes. So, unless you want me to write about the Pretty in Pink soundtrack or Beatles songs that have women’s names in the titles, give me a suggestion.
Thanks and love,
Kerry B. F.
new banner, just bored
Hey y’all. I was bored with the fall banner and I can’t leave well enough alone, so I made a new one. It’s the OCD in me. I don’t have the good kind of OCD that makes you clean like crazy or comb the carpet fringe, I have the kind of OCD that makes me obsess over things people could care less about. And buy way too many lipsticks in shades that are all so similar I’m the only one who could tell them apart. That’s what makes me special. I guess the banner’s not bad.
Today’s been weird. Too much to do, I suppose. Scott put my desk up in the old guestroom/new scrap office and I can’t wait ’til the sofa comes in. I’ll do before and after photos, don’t worry. Scott won’t let me put a chandelier up, so that’s out. Did I ever tell y’all about the student I had when I worked in Atlanta named Chanda Lear? Also had a Filay Mignon and I worked with Crystal Ball. That was a surreal workplace.
So last night, we decided to put the guest room mattress on our bed and that was dumb. It was a brick. The last time I looked at the clock it was 2 am, then at 4 I was awoken by Andrew’s foot in my face. I didn’t hear the ninja come in, but he was out cold between Scott and I. By 6:30 I was tired of being kicked and elbowed, so I went to Andrew’s bed. I tripped over My Little Ponies in the playroom and walked into Andrew’s toy box before getting to his bed. So, after I climbed over the side rail and pulled up the Superman sheets, I remembered that Andrew sleeps with two gigantic bears. Now, don’t think little teddy bears like we had as kids. Picture life-size big ass bear cubs that could probably take you down in the woods. Yeah, I slept great. Stupid bears. They’re 3 1/2 feet tall, no joke. And there are 2 of them. I put one in his bed when we transitioned out of the crib a few months ago, so he’d have something soft against the wall his bed is up against. I know, I’m a genius. Then Katie found the other one in the little storage closet upstairs and put it in his bed. Sweet sister. Now I can’t get rid of the stupid bears. One of Scott’s aunts gave Molly and Katie the bears for Christmas 4 years ago. Why I didn’t get rid of them long ago is beyond me. And I don’t know what it is about me that says “give me big obnoxious presents I don’t need” but I don’t need anything like that in my house.
I have a new-found thing about getting rid of things I don’t need. Not too long ago I started throwing out stuff and it feels great. I’m down to one small box of stuff from high school and college. That’s crazy. You know what did it for me? I got tired of going into my closet and not having room for new stuff because I had boxes of old junk in the way. I’ve kept a handful of things, but that’s it, like really flattering pictures and some newspapers I was in. Here’s some stuff I discovered I could live without: a couple of research papers, a few party invitations from the 90’s, some cassette tapes, corsages, speeches on index cards, a New Year’s Eve hat and party blower, sketches on random pieces of paper, a journal that was never written in, poorly written short stories and poems, an old pair of glasses, a self-help book (stop it), pictures of me with bangs, pictures of people I don’t remember (which is weird because my memory is vast — I mean, I’m the friend everyone asks when they need to remember stuff), a couple of earrings that were missing the pairs, and a letters from friends that weren’t particularly earth shattering (sorry friends, but there were no cures for cancer among them). It’s crazy to think we’ve moved a few boxes of memories from Shreveport to Macon, GA to Atlanta, back to Macon to Brunswick to Houston to here. I don’t think those boxes were opened in 11 or so years. At least I didn’t bring them to Canada. Like I said, I have a great memory, so I didn’t really need a few boxes of stuff to remember events, places, and people. I don’t. And now with my favorite thing on the Interwebs, Facebook (or as Beth is calling it, Da Book) I can keep up with lots of old and newer friends, so I don’t need stuff to remind me of them. Thank goodness no old boyfriends have found me on Da Book or my stalker from Tech — but that’s another story for another time. Like after margaritas. And I’m pretty sure prisoners can’t use Facbook, but I’m not sure, so I’m omitting names ’cause I’m nice like that. Oh, the good old days!
You know what else? I’ve started throwing away my birthday cards. A couple of years ago, I would have said it was crazy-talk to throw away my birthday cards, but I realized I’m going to get new ones next year and it’s okay to throw them away. Does this mean I’m a more secure person now or just that I’m better organized? I’m going with more secure, just for fun.
isn’t this the truth
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thank you, Grace Jones
Thank you for your inspiration. I marvel at your ability to match black fabric, it’s so hard for most of us to get it right, I know — I wore black for an entire year of high school, ask my old friends.
Most of all, thank you for unknowingly giving me the Halloween costume of my dreams, the costume to end all costumes. Grace, only you could walk the red carpet dressed as a she-devil cat burglar-ninja-Zorro and get away with it. We are mere mortals in your presence and you are the queen of cool of the land of Wicked-awsome.
Sincerely,
Kerry Faler
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I don’t know who to believe anymore
I’m telling you, I’m writing in a candidate for President. Maybe Martin Sheen because he was my favorite fake pres. on tv.
You know him as Joe the Plumber from Ohio, the much talked about Joe from the presidential debate Tuesday night.
His first name isn’t really Joe. It’s Samuel. Sam.
He’s not really a plumber – not a licensed one.
He’s concerned about increased taxes – but hasn’t paid his own income taxes.
And he’s not really just a guy from Ohio.
He’s lived in Arizona and Alaska.
Dear sweet mother of Abraham Lincoln, down is up and east is west and I don’t know who to believe anymore. So, if he’s Joe the Plumber I guess I’m Queen Kerry of Shopalot, ’cause apparently it’s be whoever the hell you want to be week. You can be Patrick Swayze.


