For your safety

I know you can’t read the little sign on the basket, but this is from the drying area of my nail place.

The sign says: “for your safety. Please put your toe seperator in the basket before you leave. Thank you”.

For your safety?
For your safety

Kerry the pin-up girl

As I was looking for inspiration for ScrapFest! tee shirts and came across some great old pin-up illustrations (don't ask) and Andrew comes over to check out what I'm doing when he sees the picture below and yells "MOMMY!"
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Her name is Hilda, she was a pin-up from the 60's to the 80's and of course she was plus-sized and a redhead, usually pictured in funny situations. Hilda is the only bbw pin-up I've ever heard of and I think she's pretty cute.

I have to say, if I were a pin-up, this would be me — yawning, double chin and all. 

hello, I’ve been saying this for weeks

So, I check TMZ this afternoon (don't judge) and what do I see?
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Yeah, they're just noticing the resemblance between Danny Boyle (Slumdangdog Millionaire director guy) and Morrissey.  Dude.  I've been saying this since the Golden Globes.  Boyle looks like Morrissey's creepy uncle.  And for the record — Moz is way more attractive.   And because I'm still under the weather and it will cheer me up, let's take another look at my boyfriend.

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It's Moz with a tommy gun.  I, for one, think the man is still looking good at 49.  And it's nt my bag, but since I'm writing about the man — he and his band are naked on his new "Paris" single .  Naked with just a 7 inch vinyl record covering their bits and pieces.  Really.  I didn't feel it appropriate for the Kerry Blog, but it's not difficult to find through the Google machine.  You know you want to look.

ladies and gentlemen, I give you the napkin dress

While watching the Oscars last night, loopy on allergy medicine, I wondered why Mr. I Brought Sexy Back Justin Timberlake (not to be confused with Mr. Sexy Never Left Prince) was not accompanying his girlfriend Jessica Biel on the red carpet.

I think it has something to do with not having the heart to tell her she forgot to take the napkin out of the top of her dress at dinner. 

See the guy over her shoulder?  He's saying "Damn girl, The Olive Garden need their table cloth back!"  Maybe she was planning to use the excess fabric as a hankie during the ceremony, who knows?

Jesbiel