My other Valentine dream came true — Cee Lo Green has made Valentine videos on behalf of your significant other. 

Guys, send this one to your Valentine.

http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:uma:video:vh1.com:622022

 I love all my readers like unicorns love cupcakes.

And guys, Cee Lo hooked you up even if you forgot Valentine's Day.

http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:uma:video:vh1.com:622024

 

Fantastic. 

From Best Week Ever.

The hubs surprised me with a Valentine's present. He's never surprised me before and I do not like surprises, but this is a good one. Tonight we're going to the Salt n Pepa Legends of Hip Hop concert in New Orleans. I know – can you stand it? I'm sure I will have a big post about this tomorrow, but for now here's Rob Base because I'm SO looking forward to this song tonight.

http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/video/x2ewhk?theme=none

Rob Base & DJ E Z Rock "It Takes Two"
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The hubs is watching the Supra Bowl at a party, so the kids and I are watching the Puppy Bowl.

I don't think they needed the addition of chicken cheerleaders.

One of the puppies' names is Jessie. I have an aversion to that name. Names I also have an aversion to are Justin, Bill, Tina, Steve, and names that end in I. Names that end in I look unfinished to me. This is my logic, welcome to it.

I saw the commercial for Mike Tyson's pigeon show and he said he never loved anything until he had his pigeons. Do you think that makes Robin Givens mad?

The beagle mix on this show is the cutest thing I've ever seen.

After getting several emails and texts the past few days I'm convinced people cannot follow directions.

We had a slumber party for the oldest child Friday night. One little girl had a meltdown because her fleece pj pants were making her too hot. I empathized.

I'm not a smushed-in dog face kind of person.

I also hate German Shepards. One bit me on the butt when I was little. And I think they look like wolves.

Rotel dip may be my favorite food.

Just saw a commercial for pet arthritis medicine.

Kitty Halftime is the best thing in my life at this moment. You haven't lived until you've seen Kitty Halftime.

You really haven't lived until you've seen Mike Tyson wax poetic about pigeons.

Apparently there is some game on tonight. I will be having Rotel dip and not watching it. I like my plan.

As you know, it's Anderson Cooper Week on the Kerry Blog (what — it IS NOW) and big news was announced today. Anderson will be a grand marshall in the Endymion parade a few days before Mardi Gras. The theme “Endymion's American Masters.” So, of course they called Anderson. I think we all know where I will be that Saturday. I haven't been this excited since ever. I would say when I was on the same plane as Bobby McFerrin, but that wasn't all that exciting. Don't worry, be happy, Bobby. 

It's time to put an end to the unrest in Egypt because my boyfriend, Anderson Cooper, was punched 10 times by protestors. Dammit, that face is a national treasure and if my Anderson is harmed I can't be held responsible for what I might do. 

Egypt, don't make me come over there.

Kerry

UPDATE: A photo from The Daily What shows AC being confronted on the streets.

I don't often get political on the blog, but I'mma say it — Egypt, y'all need to settle the hell down. AC is just doing his job, trying to tell your story as a journalist and doesn't need to get a "good smackdown" as someone told me earlier. Be safe, Coop.

I used RuPaul's Dragulator to make an alter ego for myself. Yes, I'm still avoiding work.

Here is Ginger Snap.

I think I look pretty hot.

And here is another version.

That's me under the makeup. Yes, I am that white. Yes, I can make my hair do that, but this is pretend.