Prof. Dr. Hillary and I talk about names all the time. New question — why don't more people (or any people) name their twins after tv shows? Simon and Simon, Cagney and Lacey, Laverne and Shirley, Will & Grace, or Mork & Mindy. If I would have twins I definitely would have named them Will & Grace.
I just saw a commercial for the latest "Big Momma" movie. If that crap can get made, I know I can write an Oscar winning screenplay.
While working out of town, the hubs called to say he went to see No Strings Attached and said that Ashton Willis was in it. I said, "Ashton Kutcher or Bruce Willis?" This kind of thing happens all the time.
Does anyone else have that person who texts you, then texts you to ask if you got the text?
I'm already dreading the Oscars because of the three or four men who will wear black shirts with their tuxes.
People are stupid.
I was sad to hear that Borders is closing. It's my favorite bookstore. I love bookstores and fear that with the advent of the e-reader many more of them will close and there will be nowhere to peruse books and see beautiful book jacket art and go to book signings. That is a sad thought.
Justin Bieber was asked his opinion on abortion in the latest Rolling Stone. He said he doesn't agree with it, then was asked what about in the case of rape. He said "everything happens for a reason." I'm glad I let my Rolling Stone subscription go.
It's almost spring.
Online shopping is as frustrating as real shopping when you don't know what size you are. I've looked at size charts, I'm still not sure. It's a shame we can't go by our ages like for children's clothing. That would make things a lot easier.
You would not believe how much my master bath and bedroom smell like my bubble bath because of my son. You would also not believe how good my son smelled tonight.
When my daughter had a slumber party a couple of weeks ago, the girls used 5 rolls of toilet paper. They did not roll a house.
I know this is petty, but a friend stole my Facebook status and used it as their own without attributing me. They commented on my status, asking where I "get this stuff from." I replied, "the near empty vessel which is my brain." Yes, it's just a Facebook status, but as someone who has considered herself a writer and who has been plagiarized a few times, it bothers me. I feel it's important to be authentic.
I need a new kind of organizer/calendar for my computer.
My left eye is doing the watery thing it does out of nowhere. It's extremely annoying. Watch, it will turn out that I have some weird tear duct thing wrong and I'll have to have a very rare tear duct replacement surgery. That's what's in store for the 0-1-1.
I predict I will also get attacked by one of the birds who built the nest in my mailbox.
I should go to bed.
Tune Bar is my favorite thing on both my Macs. Just thought I would tell y'all that.
Ingrid Michaelson has a new album coming out and I'm happy about that. I thought I'd share my favorite Ingrid song, "Giving Up," with you because I'm a giver.
