I came across another installment of "My Drunk Kitchen" for you. This time Hannah makes mac and cheese. 

*I'm taking the song challenge to mean "of all time," not genre-specific. Any of these songs are subject to change at any time.

I've been waiting for an opportunity to post this song and honestly, I should post this once a week because HELL IF IT ISN'T AWESOME. I'm going to try to contain my excitement and not use all caps for this post, but I FREAKING LOVE THIS SONG. In fact, I may have to change my ringtone to this one because THE MEN ALL PAUSE, BABY. First, a little history: back in 1986 I bought a tape by Klymaxx for the song "I Miss You" and was blown away by the nerve of this group. Klymaxx was like the female version of Morris Day and The Time. FOR REAL. They had attitude and plenty of it. Best lines of the song "‘cause they all loved me/Slap me, no, somebody slap me/‘cause I know I'm lookin' good/I'm givin' attitude all over the room/People are starin' at me/I-I-I just look too good for these people."

And I think you know that's how I feel every time I walk into a room. 

We're not even going to talk about the fact that I was 12 buying a tape by a group called Klymaxx. 

"The Men All Pause"

"I love ya, I love ya all, but I got to go."

I have a perfectly normal Facebook profile pic, which my mom hates. By the way, I am a grown ass woman and I stopped caring what my mom thought about my hair in 1990something when I dyed it black.

My current pic is to the right. Normal enough, right?

For some reason people are very vocal about my profile pics, which are all pretty normal. Curly hair, straight hair, flowers in my hair, whatev.

Since my mom hates the flower, I decided to make hair accessories with junk lying around the house to see if I could come up with anything more "me."

I may or may not have had a beverage while using the hot glue gun — but hey — no injuries.

Maybe that's the secret to the hot glue gun — use while drinking. Be sure and check out my new book Tipsy Crafting in stores never. 

I don't know what I'm doing with my mouth here, but I kind of like the bow tie pasta hair clip.

The hotel room key card is a good look. You'll never get locked out again.

Here's looking at you, Mom.

Is that Mignon Faget? Why yes, it is.

 My Little Pony, My Little Pony, you're sitting on top of my head like a fool.
 

This hair clippie is a two dollar bill. And I'm not just whistlin' "Dixie." It will be $2 in my Etsy store.*

It's not often that one finds a lipstick that matches her hair color. Cinnamon Toast by L'Oreal is not only my winter lipstick, it's the hair clippie that does double duty and Lord knows I love a multitasker. 

*I don't have an Etsy store. This kind of whimsicle f#ckery** is only found in the depths of my junk drawer and mind. 

**Whimsicle f#ckery is the phrase of the genius behind Regretsy.com, not me — but I love the phrase.

FAO Schwarz has a Muppet builder where you can have your own Muppet made for a mere $129.99. 

People of the interwebs, I give you Kerry the Muppet.

*I'm taking the song challenge to mean "of all time," not genre-specific. Any of these songs are subject to change at any time.

I hate lots of bands. Like really hate. I loathe heavy metal and hair bands from the '80s. One band I hate in particular is AC/DC. Here's the song I hate the most, which I will not name because that's how much I hate it. Let's see how many times I can write HATE. I hate their look, their sound, their lyrics, and the way the schoolboy freakazoid acts on stage. I don't get it and I don't care. Gross.

*I'm taking the song challenge to mean "of all time," not genre-specific. Any of these songs are subject to change at any time.

Everyone knew I was picking The Beatles, right? Just wanted to be clear on that. Here is "Things We Said Today."