If you’ve been on Etsy for more than a minute, you’ve seen some weird stuff. There are a lot of amazing things for sale and lots of things I’ve had custom made. BUT then there are the prize-winning horrible things that I live for. I was looking for pearl earrings and found these beauties.

That’s right! For a mere $65.44 you can have these ”Mother of pearl shells strung on beading wire with marten fur pompoms on kidney hooks!”
THOSE ARE BUTTONS. And I had to look up what a marten was. It’s kind of like a ferret.
HURRY! ONLY ONE LEFT IN STOCK!
