Everyone knows I love/hate Christmas lawn decor. I hate-hate Halloween decor, but give me some tacky Christmas lawns! Blow-ups are the worst. I want to throw darts at them. If you like them, go ahead with your bad self — but you better put 12 of them in your yard. Not just one.
I stumbled upon Home Depot’s pre-lit Christmas lawn decorations that aren’t blow-ups and are AMAZING.
Let’s go to the photos!
If you can’t go to Paris for Christmas, bring Paris to your yard! Joyeux Noël!For the princess in your yard.No caption necessary.Don’t worry, the Christmas unicorn comes in two sizes. Just as God intended.Merry Christmoooooooos.Not lying — I would put a flock of these in my yard. Actually a flamboyance, because a flock of flamingos is called a flamboyance because duh.I only need one of these. Need I remind you of the photo of me wearing my tutu?Here we begin the sea creature portion of the lawn decorations: the Christmas octopus. You didn’t think they celebrate Christmas? Racist.Of course there is a Christmas narwhal! I’m going to write a children’s book about this mess.Because the narwhal needs a friend.Sliding baby penguin’s purple dad.Santa Sharknado! You heard it here first.As long as you’re getting the octopus, why not?It’s a musical snow globe, but doesn’t it look like a claw machine? Btw, someone make a Christmas claw machine because I will buy the heck out of that!Christmas Mufasa? Simba? One of Seigfried and Roy’s? I’m so confused.I usually make a Christmas ham. This is an idea. A bad idea, but an idea.This makes sense. If you live in Peru.Or just get the whole Ark. No one told the company that made this that Noah’s Ark isn’t actually a Christmas story.
Ah, Christmas commercialism! It truly is the best time of the year.
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I want the octopus.
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