Because I cover the Miss Universe Pageant each year, I give you Mr. Global (at least it’s not as pretentious as Miss Universe, which only includes contestants from Earth, not the entire Milky Way).
The pageant was held in Bangkok on September 26 with the “Inspiring Gentleman” theme.One of the requirements is to be “good looking.” I’m not kidding. Mr. Korea won.
Let’sgo to the photos!
First off, bringing the Video Game Character Realness. Get it, girl.I see you, Mr. Thailand. Prayer hands AND shirtless. Interesting choice.Dia de los Muertos everyday, Mr. Mexico!So much redI’m not hating it. Fully clothed. I feel it.Nepal, wearing his inner showgirl.Shut up, Poland. You’re my neighbor’s son, Ethan. And Mr. Haiti, you’re working that look.And from the bare chest delegations…SO MANY FEATHERS. I’m not hating it.
And lastly, the whitest white people: Swedish Rocky and Superman because that’s all the US has. Guy in an ill-fitting Superman costume.
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Really, Mr. USA. Wait, Superman was an illegal alien. Maybe, it’s a political statement.
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I’ve been saying that about Superman for years.
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