349/365: Alternate World Miss Universe

There was a whole lot of bizarro world going on at the Miss Universe pageant. I made it easy for you by captioning each contestant in their costume in the parade of countries with their country. I also gave them more accurate titles because I can’t help myself.

Let’s get started. The Universe isn’t going to caption itself.

Miss Greatest Show-woman
Miss Eye of Sauron
Miss Sailor Moon
Miss Brexit, Bitches!
Miss Mariah Carey, 1993
Miss Las Vegas Flower Show
Miss There Are Three of Us to Better Our Odds, Wink-Wink
Miss Hell Yeah, I’m an Asgardian Villain
Miss Aquaman’s Next Love Interest, the Spiny She Sea Urchin
Miss Kissing Up to Trump
Miss Cinderella
Miss Carbs
Miss Getting Eaten By a Bird
Miss Little Mermaid.

But seriously is Peru known for mermaids? What in Hans Christian Andersen hell is this? Am I missing something? Even Ariel would have walked out there.

Miss He’s Got the Whole Wold in His Hands
Miss Wakanda
No, I’m Miss Wakanda. I will cut you.
Miss White Elephant in the Room
Miss What Up, Bitches? Pageant? What Pageant?

This is Just a Friday Night for Me. It’s Sunday? Well, shit. Is there booze? I was told this was open bar. Can somebody help me up?

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