There was a whole lot of bizarro world going on at the Miss Universe pageant. I made it easy for you by captioning each contestant in their costume in the parade of countries with their country. I also gave them more accurate titles because I can’t help myself.
Let’s get started. The Universe isn’t going to caption itself.














But seriously is Peru known for mermaids? What in Hans Christian Andersen hell is this? Am I missing something? Even Ariel would have walked out there.





This is Just a Friday Night for Me. It’s Sunday? Well, shit. Is there booze? I was told this was open bar. Can somebody help me up?
