For those of you who thought yesterday’s gift was too expensive, this one is a bargain. And it’s pretty much exclusive to me. Because who else do you know who loves Ben Folds more than me?

Yep, it’s a Scottish Getaway with Ben Fucking Folds. It’s the week after my birthday, so really, it’s a combo Christmas/birthday gift and I’ll love you forever.
I’ll let you look at my pretend boyfriend, Mr. Folds before telling you the price tag.

How can you people say no giving me a Scottish getaway for music and photography with this man?
All for only $4000. Not including airfare. The site also mentions it doesn’t include kilts, alcohol, or haggis. I’m fine with that.
