For anyone with good taste and good money, the J. Peterman Co. is for you. Not only were they featured/mocked on Seinfeld, the have some of the best nonsensical things one can buy.
Except for this hat. I need it
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Gelato for Your Head.
To clarify, this hat will not make your head cold and creamy. More like warm and toasty (hint: it’s the Italian wool-blend). However, the synapse-firing glee it creates will remind you of the excitement of gazing at that glass window filled with rich swirls and colors, each one a doorway into a different universe of fun. Yes, I scream, you scream, we all scream… for Italian ice cream.
Gelato Hat (No. 5881). Scientifically proven to make you as happy as a double-scoop.
Italian wool-blend fabric in a rich and earthy array of color. Wire around brim edge for molding. Black grosgrain ribbon bow at back.Made in Italy.
I love you, J. Peterman. Never change.
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