Cold Justice is an amazing show on Oxygen and Netflix it stars former prosecutor Kelly Siegler and crime scene investigator Yolanda McClary. They go to mostly small towns to help solve cold cases along with the local police departments. Did I say it’s amazing?
Here are the things I’ve said while watching Cold Justice.
You a lie.
Oh, she a golddigger.
Damn, he lawyered up.
Arson always destroys the evidence.
I sooooo should have been an investigator.
Oooooo — I could be a Texas Ranger!
Faler, Texas Ranger. That’s a tv show. Curvy girl solving cold cases. That’s television gold.
Boo-yah. He actually left a smoldering cigarette with his DNA on it. Fool.
Yes! Two-parter, baby!
“How did White Settlement get its name?” Now, come on, Kelly.
No, don’t tell me that witness isn’t wearing shoes outside. Oh no. A second witness isn’t wearing shoes outside.
Dude just said “I MAY have give him a half a pound of cocaine.” You’re not sure? You MAY have? That’s kind of a lot of cocaine to just give your friend. Never have I been over visiting a friend and they were like, “hey, I have this half pound of cocaine…”
He was selling used tabs of acid. How is that possible?
He had $3000 for a party? Who is he? Elton John?
That’s not a suicide. No one shoots themselves in the back of the head with their left hand.
This bodes well. The suspect is already in prison.
Whoa. They altered his voice and blurred out his entire body. Does he have an exceptionally recognizable body that the face wasn’t enough to blur? Could be a woman. I have no idea.
“He liked doing meth.” How can you just ‘like’ doing meth? Like, I’ll only sample some of your finest meth?
These dudes are adults and their preferred method of transportation are bicycles? Like Teebo?
“She did a lot of things to make a living. Shoplifting clothes and selling them, she was a prostitute.” That’s quite a jump there, Kelly.
Missing teeth seem to be a theme in this episode.
Missing teeth are never a good thing. They should have started this episode with that statement.
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