mummy, am I adopted?

My middle child wants to be a cute mummy for Halloween, so I bought her this costume on Amazon:

I always like to see the "Customer Who Bought This Item Also Bought" section. Apparently parents who buy their child mummy costumes must have adopted children who need advice because they also purchased The Connected Child: Bring hope and healing to your adoptive family. Mummies! Parenting advice! It's a win-win purchase!