my new hair accessory line

I have a perfectly normal Facebook profile pic, which my mom hates. By the way, I am a grown ass woman and I stopped caring what my mom thought about my hair in 1990something when I dyed it black.

My current pic is to the right. Normal enough, right?

For some reason people are very vocal about my profile pics, which are all pretty normal. Curly hair, straight hair, flowers in my hair, whatev.

Since my mom hates the flower, I decided to make hair accessories with junk lying around the house to see if I could come up with anything more "me."

I may or may not have had a beverage while using the hot glue gun — but hey — no injuries.

Maybe that's the secret to the hot glue gun — use while drinking. Be sure and check out my new book Tipsy Crafting in stores never. 

I don't know what I'm doing with my mouth here, but I kind of like the bow tie pasta hair clip.

The hotel room key card is a good look. You'll never get locked out again.

Here's looking at you, Mom.

Is that Mignon Faget? Why yes, it is.

 My Little Pony, My Little Pony, you're sitting on top of my head like a fool.
 

This hair clippie is a two dollar bill. And I'm not just whistlin' "Dixie." It will be $2 in my Etsy store.*

It's not often that one finds a lipstick that matches her hair color. Cinnamon Toast by L'Oreal is not only my winter lipstick, it's the hair clippie that does double duty and Lord knows I love a multitasker. 

*I don't have an Etsy store. This kind of whimsicle f#ckery** is only found in the depths of my junk drawer and mind. 

**Whimsicle f#ckery is the phrase of the genius behind Regretsy.com, not me — but I love the phrase.