I always say I’m not going to write these.
In 2010 I resolve to:
- never go back to a certain cell phone store in Shreveport again unless they’re giving away iPhones that brew coffee and shoot actual bullets.
- write Steve Jobs about making an iPhone that will brew coffee and shoot actual bullets.
- stop making faces at babies in the grocery store when their moms aren’t looking.
- start paying more attention to the stars of the Disney Channel. I’m pretty sure one of those teens is the anti-Christ. Allegedly.
- commit to a skin care system for once.
- continue my 35-year run of not smoking.
- stop referring to my crazy neighbors as “my crazy neighbors.”
- bring back Bitch Pants Friday.
- at least attempt to rush the stage at Jazz Fest to sing with Aretha.
- wear more tiaras.
- not refer to myself as “foxy” after taking a picture of myself wearing a cardboard New Year’s hat.
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not to say “hellz yeah” after that.
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Why stop making faces at babies??? I think I will resolve to start making faces at babies in stores!!! Such greatness!
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I would love to know what #8 is all about…..
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I’ve made faces at babies in stores forever. It’s great fun. You have to make sure they’re non-verbal, because the last thing you want is a genius baby ratting you out.
Jenn, Bitch Pants Friday is quite the opposite of Casual Friday, but in attitude, not fashion.
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