things I’m over

So, most of you know I’m kind of easily annoyed by things.  I’m kind of the female version of Larry David from Curb Your Enthusiasm.  You know it’s bad when I take to making a list.

Things I’m Over (Official List)

1. Anything that as to do with Twilight
2. Oprah “retiring.” For the love of Dr. Phil, this ain’t the end of O.
3. Football games that everyone thinks are life and death
4. Heidi and Spencer
5. The former Miss California idiot
6. Rude ass people
7. Personalized license plates that make no sense (my town seems to have more of these per capita than the rest of the country and I plan to get one that says OMGSTFU).
8. Lady Gaga
9. Dancing With the Stars
10. Those Windows 7 commercials 
11. My senator emailing me every other day like we’re BFFs.
12. People on Facebook who write a status update with some sort of message with “copy and past this as your status update and pass this on.”  No, and you can’t make me.  I’m not a follower, never have been.
13. The Black Eyed Peas
14. This fly that has been in my kitchen for 3 days.  It is clearly smarter than I, as it is unable to be killed. It’s currently in the blinds and making me nuts.  
15. All the paper the kids bring home from school.  I’m drowning in paper.
16. The cover of Sarah Palin’s book.  Sarah, a track jacket?  Seriously?  You dressed better on the campaign trail.  Did McCain take away your stylist?  I’m not a republican, but call me, I’ll be glad to help a sistah out in the wardrobe department.  We’ll go to Macy’s and get Orange Juliuses in the food court, it will be good times.  
17. Children that have a television, games, toys, a wii, books, and more who say “we’re bored.”
18. Getting 42 catalogs a day in the month or so before Christmas.  Why do I even get the one with adult fairy, witch, and Renaissance Faire costumes?  Oh, and it’s not a Halloween catalog.
19. The Genius feature on iTunes that suggests songs I already own.
20. People who started wishing me a “happy Thanksgiving” two weeks ago.  You never hear me wishing you a “happy Cinco de Mayo” in April.