this just in: I’ll see your Snuggie and raise you a Couch Dress

are you freakin' kidding me? 1 Minute

People, I dare you to buy one of these for a loved one this Christmas. 

Couchdress 

Your Snuggie is weak.  The Couch Dess is afghantastic.  Damn straight that's a word. 

This is from the Pantalaine site:

The Pantalaine All-Handmade Couch Dress

  • Pantalaine will customize this item to fit you and any loveseat or sofa in your home
  • Two flower Broaches included with each dress – choose from many of our popular designs
  • New dress styles on the floor each season – come visit our store and see for yourself

THAT'S RIGHT, PEOPLE — TWO FLOWER BROACHES WITH EACH COUCH DRESS.  That alone is worth the price of admission.  But I have to ask — why sleeveless? 

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