open letter to Amy Winehouse

Wino1 Dear Amy,

For the love of saline, put on a real shirt. 

A tank you made into a deep v-neck and your bra does not make a shirt.  This is elementary stuff.  Do better or I’ll demand that you start wearing Garanimals.  They really should make Garanimals for adults (hippo top + hippo pants = outfit), but I digress, that’s another post.   

We know you’re proud of your new boobs.  And you should be, you bought them — good for you.   Look into buying some shirts now.

Love,

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