Saturday night nonsense

It’s been one hell of a week.  It’s too much for the blog, too much for anybody really.  It’s Saturday night and it seems like a good night for some stream of consciousness blogging.  It’s my blog, I can do that.

I’m home watching Last Chance Harvey because it’s Dustin Hoffman week here at Chateau Faler.  Tuesday night was The Graduate.  It’s such a good film, go watch it.  And listen to the movie version of “Mrs. Robinson,” the lyrics are different than the one you know.  

In the movie, Mrs. Robinson wears animal print in almost every scene.   She was the original cougar.

Worcestershire sauce is not soy sauce and should not be used as a substitute under any circumstance.

It’s almost my favorite holiday, Sweet Potato Pie Thanksgiving.

It disturbs me that you’d never know we have Thanksgiving if you didn’t look at the newspaper ads to see that turkeys and cranberry sauce is on sale. 

Target has every Christmas thing in the world out and I hate that I bought some decorations the day before Halloween.

I saw a picture of a cowboy hamster riding a guinea pig the other day.  Don’t worry about the economy or healthcare, America!  We gots cowboy hamsters!

The winter Olympics are coming to Vancouver.  One of the mascots is a sasquatch.  A freakin’ sasquatch. What — was the abominable snowman busy?  Perhaps practicing his triple sow cow for the ice skating doubles with his partner, el chupacabra?  Another mascot is a sea bear.  This is from vancouver2010.com: Miga is a young sea bear who lives in the ocean with her family pod,
beyond Vancouver Island, near Tofino, British Columbia. Sea bears are
part killer whale and part bear.  PART KILLER WHALE, PART BEAR.  The hell you say.  I must have missed that discovery on the Animal Planet.

Mind you, I lived in Canada for 22 months.  There are real animals there.  I know, I saw some.

Tropical Storm Ida is coming, batten down the hatches and stuff. 

Stupid storms.

I’ve started thinking about what the soundtrack to the movie of my life story will be.  Now that I think about it, it may have to be a musical.  Jazz hands!

I really hate the new Windows 7 commercials. 

When people ask me if I watched “the game” I never know what to say.  I don’t watch sports, except for the Olympics.  I think my new answer for “did you watch the game?” is going to be “no, I was busy practicing for the luge, then had get fitted for new curling shoes.  I’m going to try for 2 medals this winter!”

Did y’all hear that Nicholas Cage is broke now? His manager blew all his money.  I don’t believe it.  Cage spent all his cash on Elvis’ jumpsuits. 

You didn’t believe me about the cowboy hamsters, did you?