Be free to be you while on your period.
Thank baby Jesus I've never felt the need to be a Pierrot.
Yes, it's that time. No, not in all 24 years of my menstruating life have I felt like being a freaking French clown. Well, there was that once, but it's not not like there were any witnesses and even if there were, y'all don't speak French anyway, so guess the joke's on you. Ha. And why'd you have to bring it up anyway?
Do you have any chocolate?


Comment allez vous aujourd’hui Kerry?
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what the hell, Jenn? You know that after like 3 years of French all I can say is “les poissons sont dans la bibliothèque” or “the fish are in the library,” which shockingly enough does not come in handy in any way. I can also tell you what color my pencil is — jealous?
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I SAID…”How are you feeling today?”
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I feel like having some ice cream. But I can’t say it in French.
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