it followed me home, can I keep it?

Okay, I've officially seen everything now.  Damn.  I'm glad I don't drink, because seeing this would be cause to stop drinking.  There is an effing pink dolphin in Louisiana.

No, your eyes aren't deceiving you, that's a pink dolphin.  It might as well have a Hello Kitty bow on it, it's so pink.  It's so pink I'm going to catch it and mount it for my scrap/office. 

I don't even particularly like dolphins, but I'm going to name this one Fluffy and keep it in my tub and play My Little Pony with it — remember the Sea Ponies?   Fluffy will love the Sea Ponies. 

Here's a link to the story on Fluffy.  They say it's an albino, 'cause it has pink eyes and all and its skin "appears" pink.  I'll see y'all later, I've got a line on a unicorn in Shreveport — I'll report on my findings later.