gone to the dogs

Yes, Mickey Rourke did thank his dog.  Did the dog run through lines with him for the movie or something?  Maybe he did Mickey's makeup.  You know they celebrated late in to the night!  Man, I would have loved to see the party he walked into with that pooch.  Someone needs to do an intervention for Mickey and his dog.  There are few things I hate more than people dressing up their dogs.  And Mickey Rourke of all people to put the dog in a sweater!  The poor dog.  He looks like he's looking for a way to escape.  Don't be surprised if you hear on TMZ that the dog has gone missing.   And what is that on Mickey's hand?  Is that a black tattoo or did he write something on his hand and scratch it out?  He probably wrote "thank the dog."  I'm being sucked in by this photo.  I'm kind of loving those Ray Bans.  No, Mickey, you will not suck me in with your chiauaua and cool sunglasses!  That's just how men are — playing off women's emotions with their pets and accessories.  We're on to you, Mr. Rourke.