Some day, when I just don't care anymore, I will hire Courtney Love as my fashion consultant. This look says, "so what? I know I mixed my laderhousen with Tinkerbell's woodland fairy costume and put on a feather headband. Didn't you know January is magical creatures of Germany month?!"
That still doesn't explain why she has the scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz thing going on at her wrists and ankles. Even if she's on her way to a costume party, that still doesn't make sense. You know she's not going to a costume party. You know she's just walking to pilates or Starbucks with her magazine and croco leather bag (which I'm surprised she didn't trade out for her purse made of spiderwebs and unicorn hair filled with fairy dust).
And Courtney, we know you're not dressing like this for a role. Unless they're remaking the Sound of Music and you're Crazy Aunt Helga who tries to get the Von Trapp children to try magic mushrooms to experiment with their groovy sound while Maria is off making out with the Captain. That's in the director's cut of the film, in case you're wondering.
Just don't tell me this is in Victoria Secret's new Austrian Angels line. I just don't trust outfits or lingerie you have to comb.
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Maybe she was trying to copy the grassy Madonna look… only she fell off track and crashed into a corn field. And good God why would you bother to put on jewelry with this fashion disaster? Did she look in the mirror and think, “It needs something”? Only in LA or Hollywood would one get away with this ensemble. Maybe one of you should try this in Mandeville. You’d probably make the front page. Go ‘head… I dare ya!
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Hello…. I ordered this in the plus size for myself. Can’t wait to wear it on my pasty, freckly white skin!! Me
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Yeh-go ahead and wear it ’round town….betcha you would end up at Southeast…….
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