2009 resolutions (or ok, fine, I’ll make some changes)

In 2009 I resolve…

1. 
   to not talk to loudly when I have my earbuds in.
2. to not stare at the neck tattoo on the chick at the McDonald's drive-thru.
3. to not refer to alternative medicine as voo-doo anymore.
4. not to self-diagnose myself by looking up symptoms on webmd.com.
5. to stop greeting the other moms at the bus stop with " 'sup, bitches?"
6. to dream more.
7. to remember to use moisturizer.
8. not to snicker when people mispronounce words.
9. to not get mad when people misspell my name.
10. to take compliments better.
11. to start some form of exercise.
12. to resume ninja training.
13. not to think my friends are copycats when they order the same thing as me in a restaurant.
14. to stop saying yes to things I really don't care to do.
15. not to point at people when I'm singing in the car pretending I'm in a music video.
16. to read more.
17. not to take any more magazine subscriptions.
18. to not answer "hammertime" when someone asks me what time it is.
19. to stop using "you too" inappropriately (i.e. when the hostess at a restaurant tells us to have a good dinner or the gate attendant at the airport says "have a good flight").
20. not to pretend I remember someone's name when I don't and greet them with "hey, man!"
21. to actually laugh out loud when I write LOL in an email or IM.
22. to not roll my eyes when a man asks me what scrapbooking is.
23. to not roll my eyes when a man says "so people actually pay to go sit and scrapbook" when I explain it.
24. to have a better response to the above instead of bitch slapping them.
25. to not make faces babies in stores when their parents aren't looking.
26. to spend more time with Lucy dog.
27. to get more sleep.
28. to come up with better nicknames for friends than Lunchbox and Snackshack.
29. to order my superhero costume and wear it to the next neighborhood watch meeting.   
30. to not quote lines while I'm watching a movie with someone.
31. to tell people exactly how I am when someone asks "how are you?"
32. not to tell another friend I should nominate her for "What Not to Wear."
33. to ask myself what Aretha would do when faced with an obstacle more often.
34. to not say OMG when someone tells me they homeschool.
35. to not say "oh, God, no!" when someone asks me if I homeschool.
36. to come up with a better response when asked "so, do you work?" instead of pimp slapping them.
37. to stop telling people I'm a Rockette when asked if I work.
38. to start training for some sort of Olympic sport, maybe badminton, since Rogue Croquet is out.
39. not to make up holidays (like Tupac Remembrance Day) for the sole purpose of having cake.
40. to not say "I love this song" when it's my iPod that's playing.
41. to not say "I hate Garth Brooks" when Megan's iPod is playing.
42. to start proofing my posts more often.
43. to have more fun and less stress.
44. not to freak out over things I can't control, like the American Idol results or weather or anything else.
45. to not let things get to me as much.
46. to do my best to give you something to laugh at, look at, or think about here on the blog — maybe all  three once in a while. 
47. to wish a Happy New Year to everyone!  Feel free to leave your resolutions in the Comments, I'd love to read what y'all have to say.