EDIT: you may submit as many entries as you wish. There is no fine print for Kerry Blog contests. Just fun. And sneaky taking of photographs. And snarky captioning. Ok, go.
Ever the industrious elf, I've decided to run a contest and even made a banner in the damn devil's creation known as Photoshop to go with it. Never say I'm not dedicated to this damn blog. I'm cursing more today than usual because of Photoshop and its infernal ways.
That's right friends and peeps, it's the Kerry Blog Ugly-Ass Holiday Decoration Contest: it's beginning to look a lot like excess. Take a photo of the tackiest house in your neighborhood and send in your entry to kerrybee7@yahoo.com. We will have a vote and the winner (loser) will be announced on Christmas Eve. Of course there will be a prize at stake, and no, I haven't thought that through and will have to decide what the prize will be. Anyreindeer, I assure you, it will be a good prize, but stop thinking it's a luxury car or something of great monetary value because I don't see Lexus or Tiffany's sponsoring the Kerry Blog anytime soon. It's not like I haven't tried, but those beotches at Lexus won't return my phone calls. So, get a move on, get your groove on and send in those tacky-ass house pictures!
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Ker-
Did you know that they don’t have Photoshop on live TV?
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So the real question is how many different submissions can we send you? I have lots of tacky-ass neighbors, ya know?
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Jenn, don’t make me come over there.
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I am SO going to win this contest! There is this one house that I stop and gawk at every single year that is the most tackiest by far, EVER! Hope they didnt die or anything and still plan on decorating!!! (Cause if they are dead, im screwed!)
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I’m still waiting for the tackiest yard ever owners to decorate….they have so many inflatables on their corner lot that you can barely see the lawn. (Maybe the neighborhood association won’t let them do it this year-oh I hope not!)
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Hey woman, I’m just quoting the VIctoria’s Secret models…because we know that they are just brainiacs! (Because “a lot of things can happen when you’re in your underwear”-hunh?)
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Speaking of VS models, did anyone watch their special the other night? I did, and it made me want to eat. No really. I have never seen so many stick figures in my life. And to make me feel really good about myself, while watching this show with my husband, he proceeds to tell me,”dont worry babe, I like my women chunky”. He’s still spitting out sofa fuzz. He is definitely getting the spanx shirt for men this christmas.
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Melissa-Well this is where KBF and my commentsare coming from. There was a “news” article about the upcoming show and two of the models commetns were “because a lot of things can happen when you’re in your underwear” and “it’s live TV-there’s no Photoshop” (gasp-no way! No photoshop on live tv????)
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I didnt see the article but the actual special was hilarious. It must be possible to starve your brain to death as those are the stupidest comments ever. Eat a friggin brownie why dont ya!
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Yeh- I guess so…in fact I like to have a brownie every once in awhile for breakfast-with a cup of coffee!
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