EDIT: Friends and peeps, I couldn't bring myself to post the pic because I have standards for my blog (they may be low, but hell, I have them), but I had to seek out the next step from the Equmen 6-pack producing undershirt and look for a butt enhancer for men after I read Molly's comment. I thought we could invent something, but it's already a product — imagine that. Now if your man needs some help in the derriere, go here. It's called the Package Booster, and as the name suggests, it boosts more than just the booty. And that's about as tacky as I can be without offending my sensibilities and Puritan nature. I can talk all day long on just about any subject except for the twig and berries because I am a total prude, as most of my firends will attest to.
There's no doubt in my mind that men are the hardest to shop for. I have a hard time shopping for the perfect Christmas gift for the men in my life — but not this year, baby. The Kerry blog is nothing if not quasi-helpful with shopping, so it should surprise no one that I have found the best gift in the history of ever for the vain, but not vain enough to work out everyday men. Friends and peeps, I give you the Equmen Core-Precision Undershirt.
The Equmen undershirt is to a man's torso what Spanx is to my tummy. Spanx rock, but I can't see a man wearing this. It is supposed to take inches off and give you the 6-pack you've always wanted. Oh, yeah, and it retails for $90. Ninety. That's a lot more than my Spanx. But I suppose if you're a guy and you want to impress the ladies, you might try this for kicks. I've never been on the other end of this, because I'm a girl (obviously), but I can't imagine dating a guy you think is a hard body type and that big make-out date happens. You're getting your groove on to some slow jams and he takes the Equmen undershirt off and lets the flab loose. That's just plain sexy.
The jock-type has never been my type, I always preferred the brainy cute guys to the beefcakes and I've been off the market for over a decade, so I won't be buying the Equmen undershirt for my hubs this year. But, now that I think about it, Scott took the "real age quiz" and turns out he's 49 (that's only 12 years older than his actual age) and I'm 28 in real-age years, so looks like I may be on the market if he kicks the bucket. Better keep my options open just in case.
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So is the obvious six-pack in the picture padding? If not, we should totally invent that. It would be like the miracle bra but for the menz.
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Molly, the pic is the padded undershirt — someone beat us to it! We should think of another product to invent. I’m thinking a booty enhancer for the menz — I haven’t seen that one yet!
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I went and checked out the link byut I have to wonder: Are men really that self conscious? B/c my chubby hubby with his beer gut self thinks he looks maaahvelous! I so could not see him wearing this (it’s funny actually). And for those who don’t know me, I’m not a size 2 either…..
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LOL! That package enhancer is hysterical! I may have to get that as a gag gift for one of the Christmas parties this year.
However, I looked at the before and after pics and I must say the guy looks better in the before shot. It just makes him look a little bloated, like he needs a Midol.
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I really can’t believe there is a big demand for these products. The package enhancer’s ad tagline should be “when a sock just won’t do!”
Molly, It would make a great gag gift! You should get a few.
And Jenn, I think Scott and Ryan would laugh hysterically if we gave them that. Let’s see just how far we can push this and go all out — I’ll see what else we could give them to really make it good.
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Wow! What man wouldnt like to receive the tshirt and booty pads. What kinda message do you think he’d get with these two packages under the tree??
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