So, I'm on my Pappaw's computer and this keyboard is making me crazy, but I thought I'd update y'all.
I got out of going to breakfast with my dad this morning, 'cause I just couldn't take it. Avoidance is my way of dealing with unpleasantness at times. Especially when the unpleasantness is my dad and his GF who I met last night at a bar. Sometimes I really think people are testing me to see what it would take to send me straight to the mental hospital. Maybe that's not the case, but you can never be sure.
Let's see, I think I got to sleep around 3:45, that was the last time I looked at my phone to see the time. I sent my version of drunk dialing/drunk emailing, which is just super-late night emailing 'cause I think that's the perfect time to tell someone your thoughts, around 2 or 3 am, when I'm making close to no sense and have a giant headache and all. I blogged more than I should have, but oh, well — it was What the Hell Friday, afterall.
In the blur of my blogging last night I forgot to mention the thing that capped off the evening and did cheer me up when we got back to the totally rad Ramada. I couldn't take a pic 'cause I left my camera at home and my iPhone doesn't have a flash, but there was a van in all kinds of colors parked in the lot with Ghetto Sno-Kone spray painted on the side. How freakin' frakken awesome is that? I am so opening Kerry's Ghetto Fabulous Sno-Kone at home. That beats Papa Sam's Sno Balls and the rest of them. People will come from all over for my sno cones in flavors like Give Me My Money Blueberry and Crack is Whack Coconut. My fave would be Drive By Banana, maybe Big Pimpin' Pina Colada. I haven't named all the flavors yet, but don't worry, I'll get to it. Y'all be good. I'm going to lunch with my mom and two of the munchkins. Scott took Molly to the Tech game, so it's a fun day for all. Y'all be good and get yourself a ghetto sno-kone.
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How about Strawberry Smack? Or “Dont-make-me-beat-you-with-my-flip-flop-while-waiting-in-100- degree-heat” Rainbow? Or “Let’s Get it Orange”(sorry Barry White)…..
But thanks goodness there’s a hotel that you’re staying in cuz otherwise I know I’d have to call my mama and tell her to get you a bed at Southeast Hospital!
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how ’bout jherri curl grape, or bernyern bubblegum, or Let-me-get-my-weave-on watermelon. Or maybe I-got-all-the-rollers-in-my-house-up-on-my-head raspberry, or Pop-a-cap-in-yo-ass soft serve (cause you gotta have ice cream). Oh how i could go on…. do you need financial backing? Id throw you a couple of deuces for this one…. cause thats just how i roll….
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Oh and don’t forget “super Fly Honey”, or “junk in her trunk” jungle juice? You’ve opened up a can of worms here Kerbizzle!
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ooooh how about a chawklit with some fashizzle drizzle on it….. I-like-big-butts-and-i-cannot-lime…. and you could git some gole toof sprankles on anything…. ok stop it!
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Kerry-
My last comment to this:
How bout “take a walk on the Wild (Cherry) Side”, “You Sexy (Spearmint) Thing”, or “Lady Marmalade”? The only thing that would have made the van better was if Scooby Doo & his peepes emerged from it or if Kool and the Gang came rolling out singing. Only in your world Falizzle!
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Mel, if you and Shern give me the backing I’d have the Ghetto Sno-Kone on the road by Christmas! That’s how I roll.
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