Beyonce, no way

Beyonce wants to go by “Sasha Fierce” now.  Her new album is titled “I am Sasha Fierce.”  She feels the name is more sensual, aggressive, and glamorous.   WTF?  First Prince became a symbol you couldn’t pronounce, then Puff Daddy became Puffy, then P. Diddy, then Diddy.

You know, I’ve never thought “Kerry” is all that glamorous.  It’s certainly not aggressive.  So not sensual.  Good grief.  From now on I’m going  by my alter ego, Champagne Supernova.  I think it’s aggressive, sensual, and glamorous.  Take that, Sasha Fierce!

2 thoughts on “Beyonce, no way

  1. if you are going to take on your alter ego identity, you must buy the flame shoes! And wear them daily!!!!! And you need disco glimmer eye shadow – you know, the kind that you see in the walgreens and want to try out but know that the minute you put it on you realize that you are not a make up artist and actually look like an extra from Saturday Night Fever. trust me. ive done this. with a really pretty green color. my retinas are still burning from the horror. back to you now. and you may need a cape. not just an ordinary cape but one that has flames on it to. maybe you could use the cricut to cut some. and some alene’s glue. and underneath that cape should be some really shiny spandex. probably gold. yes, no superhero should be without it. so, you go champagne supernova. save the world. or at least your dinner from burning. love ya babe!

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