I don’t know who to believe anymore

I’m telling you, I’m writing in a candidate for President.  Maybe Martin Sheen because he was my favorite fake pres. on tv.

It turns out this guy:

You know him as Joe the Plumber from Ohio, the much talked about Joe from the presidential debate Tuesday night.

His first name isn’t really Joe. It’s Samuel.  Sam.

He’s not really a plumber – not a licensed one.

He’s concerned about increased taxes – but hasn’t paid his own income taxes.

And he’s not really just a guy from Ohio.

He’s lived in Arizona and Alaska.

Dear sweet mother of Abraham Lincoln, down is up and east is west and I don’t know who to believe anymore.  So, if he’s Joe the Plumber I guess I’m Queen Kerry of Shopalot, ’cause apparently it’s be whoever the hell you want to be week.  You can be Patrick Swayze.