Do hats really need instructions?

Saw this on engrishfunny.com.
It reminds me of my hairdryer and flat iron that have instructions that say "do not use while sleeping, do not use in bathtub." 'Cause if I had a nickel for every time I've been sleeping and woke up and I was straightening my hair, I'd be rich. And you know, it's faster to just dry your hair in the tub — no need to wait 'til you get out. Just don't drop the dryer.
Really, the reason I don't give hats as gifts is because people just don't know how to wear them. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but hats are not shoes, nor are they meant for your ass.