Open letter

Dear Male Enhancement SPAM emailer,

I have a va-jay-jay.

I am not your target demographic.  I know my name is unisex and although I’ve considered changing the spelling or changing my name completely to say, Champagne Supernova, I’m keeping Kerry.

Also, how do you get around all the SPAM filters I have?  Keep it up and I’m reporting you to Homeland Security for domestic terrorism.

Sincerely,

Kerry B.F.

P.S.  use spell check for crying outloud.