5.203/365: the funniest things to come out of last night’s hearings

If you missed last night’s Jan. 6th Congressional Hearings, then y’all go watch the video of Josh Hawley running from the insurrectionists. At the beginning of the day, he cheered them on, then he ran to safety. Today we have the memes. There are at least a dozen clips of the video set to different songs, the best being “Chariots of Fire.”

But this made me laugh.

5.197: burglar

This is easy.

The salt, batteries from remote controls, chargers, chef’s knife, printer ink, toilet paper, measuring cups, all the left shoes, scissors, one thing from the fireplace mantle, the DVD currently in the DVD player, all cheese, toothpaste, book from nightstands, random couch cushion, kitchen sponges, and lightbulbs from lamps.