And I went ahead and added this to Facebook.

Man, this is true right here.

Yep, number one. B

y the way, in case you didn’t know, these tweets are my numbers, not the Instagrammer’s numbers. Go follow @ notesfromyourtherapist for lots more.

I l ow I have resting bitch face, but…

This was a review left of a pair of joggers I bought today.

Hell. I was running a scam at my address, both grandparents’ addresses, and my college PO Box.

I owned them.

So true.

This puts things in perspective.

While putting on my bare minimum makeup this morning, I decided I needed to reorganize my lipsticks.

The black ones in the front are all L’Oreal red shades, the gold are Different L’Oreal shades, then MAC. The ones in the back are random brands. This is not cointing my Car Lipsticks.

What, you don’t keep your best scissors and hair coloring gloves in your lipstick drawer?