6.25/365: Viktor and Rolf, spring couture 2023 (oh my)

Y’all. Where do we start?

Viktor and Rolf’s Spring Couture is A Lot. Several gorgeous gowns and a whole lotta of what the hell?

First, the beautiful.

Perfect Oscar gown.
Lovely.
Perfection. I’ll take it. Wrap it up.
I want to west this right now. With a tiara.

And now, the WTF.

Not super crazy, looks like she could pull it down, maybe.
Girl, that’s not how dresses work.
Homegirl is really wearing that dress.
Upside down. Girl, you turn me inside out and round and round.
New meaning to “hold this dress in front of you” when you stand in front of a mirror.
Girlfriend didn’t even bother putting it on wrong.

6.24/365: this is couture

For the Haute Couture Spring Summer 2023 Collection, Daniel Roseberry is inspired by Dante Alighieri’s Divine Comedy.

The photos from the show inspired my not-so-divine comedy.

Starting off strong with the Flamin’ Hot Dorito.
I live a waffle cone. Butter pecan, please.
Carole Baskin just ordered 10 in different colors.
It’s giving gold tooth.
Mufasa!
This is Doja Cat. I’m not cool enough to know who she is, but the designer clearly made her the whole inferno. Those are crystals glued to her skin. And I hate it when I accidentally glue something to myself while crafting. This is crafting gone wrong. It’s fancy 5 Minute Crafts.

6.19/365: Dustin Hoffman on women

This came across my TikTok For You page. I love Dustin Hoffman. I think he’s a phenomenal actor. In 1982, he made a movie called Tootsie, in which he played an actor who dressed as a woman to get a role when he couldn’t get a job. When the makeup department was working on him, he came to a realization.