This is real.

If I substitute the eggs for practically anything else and substitute the morning with mimosas and the lunch wine with margaritas and the dinner wine with an after-dinner white Russian, I’d be thin. I’d be dead from alcoholism, but I’d be thin.

For real.

I feel this with every fiber of my being.

If you’re not following @LivefromSnacktime on IG, go follow because of gems like this.

This will only make sense if you’re a Parks and Rec fan.

I think I’ll make this a series

Seen on Will Clayton Drive on my town.

I have ADHD. I don’t know if I’ve told y’all that before because I have ADHD. My doctor prescribed me something for it once and I finished everything I needed to do for the day in two hours. That had never happened in my life. But I stopped taking it because I felt like Speedy Gonzales on Speed. H

ere are some memes to show you what ADHD is like, in case you don’t have it and wonder what our brains feel like. The forgetting words thing is big for me as well as what is called executive dysfunction, the inability to start things. Like, I have an appointment at 3:30 and have to leave at 2:45, so I can’t do anything before that. It doesn’t make sense and I can’t explain it, but that’s my brain.