Nothing has ever been more true.

Happy October, y’all. I made this Facebook profile cover y’all can use.

Love, KBF

Rant:

Facebook likes to make changes. Sometimes small, sometimes sweeping. A few days ago, Zuck and company made a change that is driving me up the wall. I did some Googling and only a few other people are bothered by this.

Behold my current iPhone home screen:

Anything look off? Any color jump out at you?

IT’S THE BLUE!

Facebook used to have a nice medium blue color. Now it’s garish and ugly, too bright for an icon or logo. It has been changed on the site as well, though it’s less noticeable because it’s just text.

Not convinced? Here’s the old and new side by side.

Still with me? Do your eyes hurt?

I hope they go back to the old blue or find a less obnoxious hue.

Rant over.

Joan had the answers. Listen to Joan.

This is aldo my brain.

To be fair, I was like this prior to the internet, thanks to books, magazines, newspapers, and MTV News.

I’m really aggravated. I knew I wanted something from Rowing Blazers’ collaboration with Target, so I jumped on the site only to find that everything in my size is sold out.

So, you can imagine why I’m bothered that I keep getting ads on Facebook and Instagran from Target with the sweater I wanted most.

How freaking cute is that? I would look adorable in that sweater.

Dammit Target. Did you only have ten sweaters? They’re sold in almost all sizes, but come on. Curvy girls want options. Give us the cute sweaters

I usually only drink water at night and during the night. I know “drink eight glasses of water a day” doesn’t mean water from the tap or a bottle. Water filtered through tea leaves and coffee grounds counts as water. They do not replace water, but it counts.

That’s why I feel like Donna from Parks and Rec when I see that the tea pitcher is empty at 11 am and I’m not the only tea drinker in the house.

I just want to see how much chicken broth to buy.