I don’t know if y’all have been watching the news, but things are bad. It’s hard to look at, but I urge you to watch. Reading about it isn’t enough.

Florida gonna Florida.

Saw this.

I do have a candy machine in my kitchen. Hmm.

I have never felt a tweet more strongly.

Oh, to have the knees of a twentysomething Kerry.

My family played Tribial Pursuit tonight. My 22-year-old read this word — Taekwondo — and pronounced it “Ty-key-wan-du.” She had never seen the word in print.

It sounded like the name of a Star Wars robot.

And I would know.

There was a “ring of fire” eclipse today. This is a photo my husband took of the shadows from it on our sidewalk.

I hate horror movies, but this is hilarious.