This is for my friends in education.

We’re at my dad and stepmother’s for Thanksgiving. My dad’s dachshund is under there.

I’ve tried two different prescription sleep meds and one of my regular night meds is supposed to “help” with sleep, but not for me.

The answer is every day at 3:30.

Here are words I thought I’d never say: a musical is coming about Gwyneth Paltrow’s skiing incident and the trial that followed. I think we can all agree that this is the Christmas surprise we all wanted.

I’ve had a hard day.

This made me laugh pretty hard.

The most meta thing Meta could do is recommend my own Thread to myself on Instagram.

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My therapist’s eyebrows go up when it gets good.