Please, please, please someone get a Cameo by “former Congressional Icon” — his words — George Santos for Christmas.

You have to watch all 1.26 minutes of this. It’s the gift that keeps on giving. I love this so much.

Stantos/Anthony Devolder became the sixth person in the history of Congress to be expelled. FYI: three were expelled for fighting in the Civil War.

Here’s Roger Sterling’s statement on the subject:

This is my Spotify Wrapped for this year. I’m not sure why they did it in November, but ok.

It’s no surprise that I’m a huge Ben Folds fan, but I didn’t expect John Mayer to be my #1 since Spotify has been doing this. Also, are the counting all of the versions of “Such Great Heights” that I have in my playlists? Because I have at least three.

I have always hated Willy Wonka. Any version. Hate.

Here’s one reason why.

I’ve done this. 85% do not recommend.

Housekeeping: I messed up the date counter at some point and I’m not going back to figure out where and remember posts. I’m as aggravated as any of my readers. Boo.

Back to the post. This is so true.

My usual Thanksgiving sentiment: