this explains a lot

My friend Jenn alerted me to an interview Lady Gaga did with Vanity Fair, where she says, “I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they’re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina.”  

Okay then.

So, now we know where it escapes from.  And now I have another reason for not sleeping around back in the day — loss of creativity.  I was accused of being a prude by many, but really, I didn't want to give up my creativity.  It's much too precious and from what I understand it's like your eggs, you're born with only so many and once they're gone, they're gone.  Or they dry up.  Same thing with creativity.  Thank you, Lady Gaga for brining this information to the masses.  

and the secret ingredient is…

I watch Food Network at night when there is nothing on tv, mainly for background noise because I'm usually online anyway and not paying attention to whatever is on the television.  I enjoy the Food Network.  It's kind of humorous.  I love Iron Chef America for that reason.  It is a spinoff of Iron Chef, the amazing Japanese show, but of course it has been Americanized.  The Chairman runs the show and is supposed to be the nephew of the Japanese chairman, but I'm pretty sure he's an actor because COME ON.  Supposedly the Chairman assembled the American Iron Chefs and holds these fantastic tournaments of cooking skill with secret ingredients.  It's the secret ingredients that are the real star of the show.  Someone put a video together of the Chairman announcing all the secret ingredients and I must say — it's loltastic.  

Wait for "cheddar cheese" and "beer."

there was a supposed to be a post today

There was supposed to be a post today, but someone who has been tolt – yes, I said TOLT – not to use my laptop navigated away from the Compose Page and the post was a-lost.  

What was going to be here was pure Pulitzer Blog Prize winning gold.  It was like Hemingway and the writers of Dynasty had a baby blog and it was beautiful, but it smoked cigars and cursed.  A lot.  Oh well.