This has to be the craziest thing I’ve seen tonight.

Read the caption.

Did you sing this in David Bowie’s voice? I did.

This is me. I need a couple of days in between activities unless its on vacation. I went somewhere Monday and have a doctor appointment Friday, so I’m good. One of my kids is going to ask to go somewhere later, but I don’t have to get out of the car (thank goodness).

Current situation: it is 3:08. Thank the Lord it’d not any later.

This kid knows what he wants. And what I want.

I’m going to be using the heck out of this portmanteau.

I mean, it could be.

It’s a good joke. A great joke even.