I don’t care how cute she is, she’s not having pork chops.

This is for damn sure.

The oldest kid (who doesn’t drive) had an appointment this morning, so I got up and got ready, only to find out just before we were to leave that she changed it to virtual.

Mad Men has a quote for every occasion or holiday. this is a great one.

I like this.

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I love this.

From starwars.com:

This will be a Star Wars Day long remembered.

Lucasfilm announced today that in celebration of the 25th anniversary of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace, fans will have the chance to experience the entire Skywalker Saga in theaters this May the 4th, also known as Star Wars Day. This includes all nine episodic films in chronological order: Star Wars: The Phantom Menace, Star Wars: Attack of the Clones, Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith, Star Wars: A New Hope, Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back, Star Wars: Return of the Jedi, Star Wars: The Force Awakens, Star Wars: The Last Jedi, and Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker.

OMG.

This is the best Thread about this on Threads today.

He’s my favorite, but come on. If you marry Ben Folds at this point, that’s on you.

Plus, worst headline ever. Obviously, “Ben Folds Fifth” would be the headline.

I see no lies.

I don’t so much ask for signs, but yes.