These munchkins.

May goals:

1. finish this challenge.

2. heal from my surgery from Monday. I had surgery to drain an ovarian cyst, have adhesions and endometriosis removed, and a uterine ablation. I will have to have another surgery in 6 months to remove a “giant cyst” that is a teratoma. A teratoma is a cyst that is solid and could possibly have hair and teeth in it. Don’t Google that. I warned you. I’m not making this shit up. I swear, this is my life.

3. write a heated letter to the hospital about how crappy they were. I was released too early and my nurse was awful.

4. catch up on my tv.

5. have lunch with Hil. Because we’re awesome..

6. assemble the school newsletter. Because that’s my PTA job.

7. completely revamp my friend Will’s website. Because I am a design goddess.

8. up my protein level. Because I have to do that in order to have my next surgery.

9. make more lists.

Duh. Wonder Woman.

Why? Are you kidding? She’s an Amazon princess. She was really the only strong woman for little girls to look up to in the 70s when I was a kid. Wonder Woman was beautiful, smart, and strong. And she had great accessories. For real – bracelets that deflect bullets, a tiara that’s also a boomerang, a lasso that makes people tell the truth, an invisible plane – plus telepathic and could speak every language known to man or alien. AND she’s a member of the Justice League, so she’s on the same level as Superman and Batman. Batman’s my second favorite, obviously.

I have been to a few places.

I’m looking forward to a few weeks from now after I’ve recovered from the surgery I’m having Monday. I’ve had an ovarian cyst since October and I’ve been waiting to have it removed. It’s insanely painful and I’m sick of the damn thing.

I have a few habits. One that that bugs me is my procrastination. I’m pretty bad about it. Why do today what you can put off ’til tomorrow?

Day 03 – A picture of you and your friends. Here’s a pic of Professor Doctor Hiljary and me. I’m looking for more pics, I may post more.

And here’s one of some of the coolest people I know. My peeps: Mich, Dana, and Hil. They are the best.

The site is KerryFaler.com, the blog is Just Kerry’s Little Blog. “Just Kerry’s Little Blog” has been the tagline of my blog for years. I’ve been blogging since 2003 when I started a site on Homestead. I moved to Blogger, then WordPress, Typepad, and now a WordPress site. The title of my old blog was “Scraps & Lagniappe,” because it started as a scrapbooking blog with extra stuff thrown in, but it ended up being all about the extra stuff. My life is all about the extra stuff.

Interesting? That’s a stretch.

1. My favorite lunchbox from childhood was The Dukes of Hazzard.

2. I didn’t know narwhals were real until last year.

3. I love coffee a lot.

4. I’m 5’2″

5. Cinco de Mayo is my favorite holiday.

6. Independence Day is a close second.

7. I own quite a few pair of orange shoes.

8. I am everyone’s IT person.

9. My ringtone is “Goody Two Shoes” by Adam Ant

10. I collect antique typewriters

11. In December I had weight loss surgery and I’m finally getting serious about my health.

12. Red lipstick is one of my favorite things.

13. I watch re-runs of Iron Chef America every night before bed.

14. I have one sister, but we don’t speak. Long story.

15. I will watch anything on tv about Bigfoot, the Titanic, conspiracies, and things with chefs.