Thank goodness.

Can you imagine explaining McCartney’s song to McCartney?

Dammit. I did not know ow we had to supply our own bingo cards.

Accurate.

I play all of the New York Times games every morning. Connections is new-ish and is my favorite. It’s a 4×4 puzzle of words, making up four groups of four words that have a theme.

This is an example from February:

So you look at it, you think “oh, spot and ink, maybe pen…” NO. It’s never what you first suspect. Here are the answers for this one:

COLORS MINUS THEIR FIRST LETTERS. What the heck are they on? The colors get progressively tricky. This one was nuts.

But that was nothing. Today we got a not funny April Fool’s Day puzzle:

WHAT NOW? Emojis?! I did not get today’s puzzle. I didn’t get a single category.

Well played, NYT. Well played.

Happy Easter. Love you guys.

Even Don Draper knew.

Trump is now selling a $60 KJV Bible that includes the Declaration of Independence, Tge Constitution, dnd the lyrics to “I’m proud to be an American.” This is not a joke.

Again — Trump is selling a Bible for $60… during Holy Week… and the money may go towards covering his legal fees for paying off a porn star he slept with while married to his pregnant wife.

Christians, do you want this false prophet governing in your name?

I’ll leave you with this clip of when Trump was asked about his favorite Bible verse in case you haven’t seen it.