I know for sure that I have been through worse. My knees are killing me, but I have been through worse.

I know for sure that I’m so old that I had a Walkman this color and now Im excited about my new steam cleaner.

I know for sure that I’m doing my best. I don’t always (and seldom, if I’m being honest) hit my mark, but I’m trying. I do my best.

I know for sure that as a person who drinks at least three beverages at a time, I need this:

I know for sure that if your pastor tells you today “Jesus was also found guilty”….

you may want a new church.

I know for sure that Emily Dickinson was brilliant and still speaks to me.

I know for sure that people are lying when they say like certain movies. Quick — what’s the plot of Mad Max: Fury Road? You don’t know. Then why would you want to see the sequel? GOTCHA! It’s a prequel!

I do not watch movies in which people are dirty. These people are in the desert and “water is scarce” is a theme. Why would anyone want to see that?

I know for sure that Donald John Trump is a felon.

I know for sure that I am not a bath person. I always wanted to be a bath person, but there are several reasons why I’m just not. I really only like baths on vacation after being at the beach.

It’s too hot in the south to be a bath person. It’s just person soup. At some point you cease to be clean. That’s fact.

I know for sure that I am not a summer person.

My whole life, I’ve thought I was a summer person, but I am not. I was born in the summer, but it is much hotter now than it was then. On paper, I am a summer person, but in actuality, I just like sandals and outdoor food.

It’s too hot in the south for most things. It’s just too hot.